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I find myself endlessly repeating The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock.

How to Senior Slide

Some people say that there is no senior slide... nah, there is. They either choose not to partake in it or don't know how to. The following is a guide for how to senior slide *Warning. If you're not a senior, do not follow this guide. I am in no way responsible for ruining your work ethic, motivation, GPA, etc.*:

Accidental Experiments

I didn't intend for it to break. No, not at all. My first reaction was, "Oh ****. My dad's going to kill me." Turns out he didn't. Second thought, "**** me." Yeah, I swear a lot when things break. Call it heat of the moment. Turns out I'm just fine. Better than fine: productive.