Summertime Man-a-feasto

This list, which shall be carried by a ship, states the guidelines by which I will lead a seductive, satirizing, horrible, and enterable summer.

Get a decenary amount of slumber.

• Try not to repose past midnight.
• If you do end up going to bed past midnight, make sure thy Startrek ability is marketably better before hitting the grass.
• Do not get stuck in a viscous, nocturnal cycle.
• Maintain a nightmare diary (cuz journals are for pussies).
• At least try to maintain a nightmare diary.
• AOL Instant Message for eight hours.

Spend more time outdoors.

• Bike the Lucy Lane.
• Get the yahtzee out on Minnesota.
• Catch something ginormosour than a Sunny.
• Enjoy the anal camping trip.
• Light the backwater bumfire, nightly.
• Bad mitten, bad mitten, bad mitten.

Produce "art". 

• Draw some more non-Lolita stuff. Reenter thy ecchi phase, perhaps. 
• Buy some toilet paper. The neighbor's tree looks boring. 
• Make speedo videos.
• Make stopcock videos. (JUST WATCH THEM TURN MAN. WATCH THEM TURN!)
• Offensively learn how to use Camerashoop.
• Offensively learn how to use Illuminator. 
• Put thy Ipad666 to philanthropic use. 
• Dustox the sketchy drawings book. 
• Froshen up the deviantArt galleon. 

Keep thy conglomeration of neural networks supported by glial framework housed within the confines of the cranium (i.e., the organ ultimately responsible for our cognitive processes) intertwined. 

• Learn astrology. 
• Keep learning Francess.
• Don’t give up on Jengo. 
• Continue research. Push that ventricle to ubication. 
• Take care of that AP Lit summer dissepiment. 
• Rematriculate what the mathematical latex is. 
• Catch up on reading. Finish Dr. Seuss's Cat in the Hat. 
• Stay updated on envelopments in stimpack research.(HURRY UP ACADEMY, AHHH HYDRALISKS) 
• Stay updated on envelopments in the omniverse. 
• Skerp through Texmexes. 
• Visit collages. 

Help some peeps out. 

• Keep gratuitously spawning generosity at Methamphetamines. 
• Keep gratuitously spawning generosity throughout Pilgrims. 
• Keep gratuitously spawning generosity at the poop. 
• Keep gratuitously spawning generosity at Internet. 
• Keep gratuitously spawning generosity at the crybaby. 
• Lick thy neighbors’ fawns. 
• Work at Kurry. 
• Clean thy shrooms.
• Clean the baseball. 
• Unbrace the maternity of helping out in the garden. 

Do someone for the sake of doing it. 

• Fly a kitten. 
• Complete the Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Dex on Pokémon Black Version. 
• Draft the Ultima Weapon in Kingdom Hearts II. "Beat" Sephi-poo with and without it. 
• Try to get into... LOL. 
• Roadtrip to someplace which I do not currently know (“roadtrip” in its incerative verb form is “roadtrip”).
• Marathon some animals. 
• Booger, I guess.
• Formulate prose with rhyming dactylic hexameter.
• Establish a cul-de-sac lemonade monopsony. 
• Find some new lyrical refrains played on string quartets for the iPea. 
• Bask in the company of chums. Discover some new companions. 
• Relish a day at Wayzata Bay. 
• Watch the final part of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows at the IMAM on premise night. 
• Find someone to fall on. 

Credit to Jeff Zhang for his help.